This is what you get, when 2 stressed-out buddies meet online. =P
Thanks for cheering up my night...I haven't managed to crap so so much with anyone for goodness knows how long d...even though we both seriously very lame, but hey, what's life you can't afford to be silly - and enjoy it?
The beauty of true friendship, is having someone that you can be your stupidest and silliest with, and still no they love you all the same~~~ ^^
(There's much much more to this, actually...but this is just the Gist of it...haha..)
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
yeah...i mis your lame statement
here got nothing lame to laugh at leh
make me so stress
lol
*Lixian * says:
OH, come come, i wan servant too!!!!
hahaa
i'm too stress to say smthg lame too..
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
hahahahaha
*Lixian * says:
oh ada photographer, den i can SS even more
ada cook?
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
ooh..that one dun have o...
sorry lo...
haha
*Lixian * says:
den i'll have ever-ready dinner and lunch
cleaner???
who can vacuum my room, wash my clothes (including handwash)
alarm clock to wake me up
mmm...suddenly miss mum
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
hahahahaha...for you, anything also can.....
cos, i know you love me very much
haha
*Lixian * says:
i'm "USING" you!!!
beware
and say NO NO NO
hahaha, i'm siao dy
training u right now!!!
training START....DING DING DING!!!!
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
hahaha...cannot lah...your effect cannot work on me lah
=P
*Lixian * says:
training u to say NO!!!!!!!!
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
cos if its you, i LAGI cannot say No =P
*Lixian * says:
Teoh Shu Ning, i have exam coming
drive to melbourne or just take place
plane
wat kind of phobia u have, hello 20 year old dy,come on
overcome ur fear la!!! dun act like a baby
fly to melbourne
and cook for me
wake me up at bout 9.30am
i wan my french toast breakfast
with cooked oat
ready by 10am
after i bath
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
omglol....you making me laugh like siao lang here lah!!!!!!! the people around me think i'm mad d...
*Lixian * says:
den guide me in doing revision of Molecular biology and microb
den help me to wash my dark coloured clothes
rmbr to put them into the net
before putting into washing machine
and rmbr to colelect on time
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
eh...you very the cheong hei lah...like old grandmother d...
*Lixian * says:
dun wait til ppl take my clothes out from the machine
if i see that happens, u r so going to KENA from me
kick ur butt off and u shall fly like those anime character
den bout 4pm, prepare some tea and kuih-muih for me
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
LOL!!!!!!!
*Lixian * says:
i wan diffrent kuih muih everyday
Dun say u DUNO
FIND RECIPE FROM INTERNET
dun tell me no com, go FIND!!!!!
den i wan chinese styled dinner tmr!
and play song for me to sleep
please dun use ur own singing
i dun wan NIGHTMARE!!!
Den when i sleep dy
u have to start doing ur own revision so that u can tutor me the next day
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
okokokok....enough......everyone in library really thinking i kisiao d...laughing until like that!!!!!
*Lixian * says:
and most importnatly dun ever think of getting any pay form me
from
this is wat a FRIEND must do for me
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
tonight in your dreams, i go do for you okie? wait for me...hahahahahaha
*Lixian * says:
u, my slave!
DUN GIVE ME ALL THESE KIND OF NONSENSE EXCUSE
i dun wan to hear all thse, not funnY!!!
i wan in real life
u better come in 1hour time!
if not, i potong ur money in netbank
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
lol...you know...its not working.....cos I can practically see you LAUGHING in front of your laptop right now
=P =P
hahahahaha
*Lixian * says:
NO
i'm not!
i'm very serious now
with a super serious face
not laughing at all
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
and you seriously making me look like crazy person here...all the strangers in the library wondering why this siao lang laughing at the computer until like that...
hahahahahaha
*Lixian * says:
dun embarass urself (and me) please SIAO STUPID SLAVE!!!!!!!
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
my this "Master" also gek sei ngo.......make me laugh until i cannot stop.......
hahahahahahaha
i seriously wish you were here
i haven't laugh so much since dunno when also
*Lixian * says:
but ms.slave, seriously can u wake me up tmr, like mayb 9.30am?
such a naughty, not obedient SLAVE
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
can...haha...no problem
*Lixian * says:
U PONTENG JOB
not doing all the work for me
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
Eh...because of you, i travelled 80km to brisbane so that i can meet you one day, thn pay to stay in my friends place so that i can go back the next day leh
*Lixian * says:
I SPENT AUD>;20 over dollar
to go all the way to brisbane which doesn't have much things except my lazy slave
Just to meet that (wait, LAZY) slave again
den have to spent bout AUD1/2 to treat u the bubble tea
den have to eat spicy korea food with u
SPICY leh
and what else
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
and your so called lazy slave take you to so so many places in brisbane, until you so enjoy the whole day also leh...somemore bring you to eat nice food...=P =P =P
and your so called lazy slave teman you at that train station for 1 hr plus, just waiting for the train
When there were 5 of my trains that went past leh..
*Lixian * says:
have tobear with ur "out of tune" voice and sing with u
den have to 'waste' 1 hour waiting for the train
den have to run and catch the bus in GC back hotel
reach hotel so late
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
Eh, I reached home the NEXT DAY leh!!
*Lixian * says:
haha, DID i drive u crazy?
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
=P
nope
hahahaha
again, you're making me laugh like siao lang |
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*Lixian * says:
OK, good in a way
i know who i can "SCOLD" to when i got too stressed up
MY SIAO NO FEELING LAZY SLAVE
oh ya, the ngam ngam cham cham slave
who always tell me how great she is...
tsk tsk tsk
beh tahan
i wonder why did i employ this stupid siao lazy slave at the first place |
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Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
cos, you love me!!
DUH~~~ |
| | *Lixian * says:
I DUN!
i'm not LES
i'm MORE
hahahaha
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
Haha...yeah yeah...you love me MORE...I know i know...
I love you very much too...^^
*Lixian * says:
no no no
ini slave tak faham english ke
dari Indon?
MUM cakap
AKU TAK "LOVE? mu (=slave)
AKU bukan LES (homosexual)
AKU "MORE" (Banyak)
sounds weird
=.=
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
Lol............you Sayang aku banyak banyak
itu aku faham
tqtqtqtq ya..^^
*Lixian * says:
bukan
haiz..
patutlah u slave aku master
tak faham pun nak die die say u faham
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:
hahahaha...of course...kaua aku bukan slave dan u bukan master...u mana boleh tahan tanpa aku??
dah faham betapa pentingnya slave kamu ini???
HAHAHAHA
*Lixian * says:
| MEREPEK!! | |
| FOLLOW MASTER's instruction and stop laughing |
| wait, i shall update my blog for a while
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says:haha.....dun so distracted...you're supposed to be STUDYING...not BLOGGING...=P
*Lixian * says: ok,can concentrate in studying dy go away slave! i dun need you du! dy! (i think this is the 1st time i say smthg so mean)
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says: hahahahaha
*Lixian * says: and yet the "listener" dun mind so weird
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says: i guess its an improvement for you then cos...the listener knows that what you're saying is not in your heart
*Lixian * says: IT IS! but the "listeniner" DUN WAN TO LISTEN TO MY INSTRUCTION! bias listener
Shu SPCA: Stop Animal Abuse says: and cos the listener knows that if you actually mean what you said...it would hurt you more than it would hurt me =P
*Lixian * says: WAH!!!!!!!!!! dun always think u r so importnat.. u r JUST MY SLAVE!!!!!!!
THERE, SEE??? PROOF THAT I GET BULLIED BY YOU~~~~~~ =D =D
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2 comments:
I'm just entertaining someone who enjoy being bullied... and hello, i spent 1.5 hours entertaining you leh, don't u feel touched =P
LOL~
i seriously laughed to weiiiii~ not out loud though XD
but it was a super funny convo :p
so shu, when u coming to england to cook for me too?
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